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description: Go ahead, touch the Cornballer
paige:
    home:
        blurb: There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill [themselves](https://bluthipsum.com).
        greeting: You know [best](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WDW8XKEGgU)
        image:
            stretch: true
            url: stretch.webp
    main:
        metadata:
            reading_time:
                hide: true
            title:
                class: display-1 fw-bold text-center
title: No Borders, No Limits
---

<p class="lead text-center">
<a href="https://github.com/willfaught/paige">Paige: Powerful, pliable pixel perfection. An advanced Hugo theme.</a>
</p>
